Would you like to use Edge as your default browser?
How many cookies do you allow?
Buy more cloud storage for your phone?
Can I migrate to a subscription service?
Hello, I’m Elon. Should public discourse be poisoned based on completely unscientific and simplistic poll results?
Want to use Edge instead of Firefox or Chrome?
What is the authenticator app currently showing?
What do you mean when you say “I’m not sure a subscription is right for our organization”?
Do you really want to install software you just downloaded from a source you know and trust? Why not download it from an app store so they can track you?
Would you like this app to track you so that our Facebook ads can be more effective?
Also, how many cookies are acceptable?
GPT3: Could you ask DALL*E to draw a picture for you?
Are you a little surprised by the possibilities suggested by the last question?
Do you really want to risk those photos? Buy more cloud storage?
Did you know that Edge really makes Windows sing? Would you like to make Edge your default browser?
Why is there no way for Microsoft to stop bothering me about Edge again?
While I’m at it, why isn’t there a way to tell all the websites in the world that they only want absolutely necessary cookies?
Anyway, are there any cookies you really absolutely need?
Are you really happy to allocate capital to buy software licenses every three or four years, increase your ongoing expenses, and live on a treadmill of upgrades instead of subscribing?
Use the weak short video sharing feature that Facebook just added, not a reaction to TikTok eating our lunch, but the potency of our ads after Apple disabled them. It’s not even an attempt to recover.
Want to try Edge?
If someone in your life consistently ignores your stated preferences and repeatedly pesters you to change them, how long do you keep them in your life? Clearly doesn’t listen or respect you, so you decide it’s not worth knowing?
Why doesn’t the software industry respect you?
Why am I so naive to think that digital capitalists might do the right thing?
why don’t they?
And why would they never do that?
Are you seriously suggesting that a press release about buying only renewable energy and donating computers to Africa means tech companies aren’t all that bad?
How many of our cookies are you happy with?
Looking to purchase additional cloud storage? Want it as a one-time purchase or subscription?
Would you like to use Edge instead of Firefox?
Why isn’t everyone so sick of all these questions that things change for the better?®
