Alan Cumming is currently swimming in swans through the Himalayas. why? Because he has already seen Forest Hills and Greenpoint. so where is he? He’s in the Kingdom of Bhutan now – a real man from Queens Boulevard.
I mean, isn’t everyone like that? Tired of boring downtown Madagascar and the Swaziland countryside, he sandwiched this between concerts in Australia, New Zealand and his AARP performance in LA.
And like a true Scotsman, he’s at the Amankora Hotel in downtown Punakha. I mean, why don’t we all book there? It was built by an old friend of mine, Adrian Zecha, who grew up during my time in Indonesia.
The hotel wrapped him in a traditional Bhutanese go plaid skirt and long socks, where he was joined by New York travel expert Geoffrey Weil for Bhutanese chants and rhythmic kicks around a wooden brazier. The we.
The Grand Concourse awaits him.
home shopping
TODAY BFFs Tori Spelling and Jennie Garth have launched a new home decor line on the QVC app. Colorful pizzaz inspired by Beverly Hills including carts, ottomans, trunks, apothecary bottles, glass canisters, decorative pillows and blankets. Geode, marble, and acrylic accents $48-$298.
Tori was supposed to do some personal publicity, but her kids needed her, and the mom side took precedence over the business side.
listen to this now
Everyone has a podcast. Rifler going up river has a podcast. My friend’s plumber’s cousin’s ex-wife’s uncle he has two. Regarding Bill Maher’s, one guest said: All women have their version of it, but men don’t. ”
I don’t know what to do with this wisdom. just thought to share.
fashion show?
We recently reported that some theaters will be relocating. Like St. James, Walter Kerr, August Wilson and Eugene O’Neill of B’way. Changed ownership from Jujamcyn to Ambassador Theater Group. The question is with Jordan Roth, who used to run Jujamcyn. Answer: Maybe fashion. He wants to be Anna Wintour.
novel idea
We had a worker named Mark Pomerantz on our DA who flags everything but carving mustaches into face braces. Pomerantz wrote the 650th book about New York investigating Trump. Murderers and drug traffickers can go free, but Bragg complains about legal action. Meanwhile, Bragg continues his practice as a proctologist.
edgy inscription
What about those famous last words?
Groucho Marx: “I can’t live with this”
Voltaire: “Now is not the time to make new enemies.”
Humphrey Bogart: “I shouldn’t have changed from Scotch to Martini.” Conrad Hilton: “Leave the shower curtain inside the tub.”
And one day it might be like Joe Biden. was i the president? ”
And in these hectic days, let’s remember the immortal words of Cicero, who lived downtown. “Don’t buy a TV from a man who is out of breath”
Only New York, children, only New York.
